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A few weeks ago, I shared with you some parodies of songs I’d been writing and putting on Facebook. The purpose is to bring some smiles during the coronavirus pandemic. Knowing how serious this all is doesn’t mean we don’t need to laugh (and sing)! Here are a few more for your singing pleasure!

Georgia Dinneen suggested this first one. This is “I Wanna Hold Your Hand” by the Beatles.

 

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something

I think you'll understand

Because of the corona

I just can't hold your hand

I just can't hold your hand

I just can't hold your hand

Oh please, say to me

You'll social distance now

And please, say to me

You'll social distance too

You'll social distance too

You'll social distance too

And when I see you, I feel happy inside

From such a distance that my love

I must hide

Stay inside

Stay alive!

Yeah, you've got that something

I think you'll understand

When I need some TP

You've got some stashed on hand

You've got some stashed on hand

You've got some stashed on hand

 

The next one seemed obvious to use from the start. This is “My Sharona” by the Knack.

 

Ooh, my little family, family,

When you gonna give me some time? Corona!

Ooh, my car don't need to run, need to run,

Cuz we're in quarantine. Corona!

Hope it's gonna stop, not spreading, nothing's dirty now

Never gonna touch anyone ever again

My, my, my, ay, ay, whoa!

M-m-m-my corona!

My corona!

Stay a little farther, huh, ah, will ya, huh?

Far enough for social distancing. Corona!

Keeping it a mystery, the origins,

Doesn't really matter how I got Corona!

Hope it's gonna stop, not spreading, nothing's dirty now

Never gonna touch anyone ever again

My, my, my, ay, ay, whoa!

M-m-m-my corona!

M-m-m-my corona!

Na, na, na, na, na-na

My Corona!

When you gonna get to me, get to me?

It is just a matter of time. Corona!

Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny?

Or is it just a game in my mind? Corona!

Hope it's gonna stop, not spreading, nothing's dirty now

Never gonna touch anyone ever again

My, my, my, ay, ay, whoa!

M-m-m-my corona!

M-m-m-my corona!

Na, na, na, na, na-na

My Corona!

 

The last one, for now, is “We Will Rock You” by Queen.

 

COVID, you're a virus, make a big noise

Can't play in the street,

Gonna be social distancing

You got droplets on my face, you big disgrace,

Spreading your sick all over the place, singin'

We will, we will beat you!

We will, we will beat you!

COVID, you're a new virus, hard virus

Clogging hospitals,

All over the world today

Don't sneeze in my face, you big disgrace,

Working together all over the place

We will, we will beat you!

We will, we will beat you!

COVID, getting old men, women

Pleading for some help,

Gonna get some peace someday

Stay out of my face, you big disgrace,

Someone will find a vaccine, put you into your place, do it!

We will, we will beat you! Sing it!

We will, we will beat you! Everybody!

We will, we will beat you! One more time!

We will, we will beat you! All right.

 

I’ve seen a lot of people doing songs like this on social media. I hope you’ve been able to smile a bit and maybe sing along. Together, we’ll get through this! Stay well!

 

Word of the Week: This week’s word is Pelion, which is a huge or difficult task, as in, “It seemed like a Pelion to get motivated while staying at home for weeks.” Impress your friends and confuse your enemies!

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